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A silly game where you play as a 35-year-old ugly man who has to prepare for the first date in his life by jumping around on platforms and collecting items and so on.

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ArtixBot`s Avatar
Rating Orb ArtixBot 12 United States PhlegmaticMelancholic 4C 0F
6 years ago | (1)
This is probably the only game on this website that doesn't let you out of your starting area. I have all four tips, >800 coins, all green stats, and the front door keys. So why can't I leave the house?
Blue_Bird`s Avatar
Rating Orb Blue_Bird 18 United States 1C 1F
6 years ago | (1)
For some odd reason, I can not load this game. The others are fine, just not this one.
Anonemuss`s Avatar
Rating Orb Anonemuss 14 United Kingdom PhlegmaticCholeric 5C 0F
6 years ago | (1)
I've finished the house four times now, and I still can't leave....
I'll shut up now.
OverlordYven`s Avatar
Rating Orb OverlordYven 13 Brazil PhlegmaticCholeric 26C 3F
6 years ago | (2)
Well, you must have the KEYS. Do you have the DOOR KEYS? If yes, then you can leave the house. If not, you can't leave the house.
Anonemuss`s Avatar
Rating Orb Anonemuss 14 United Kingdom PhlegmaticCholeric 5C 0F
6 years ago | (1)
I have the keys, I think they were in the same part of the house Clarence's dad first appeared.
And it doesn't tell me the door is locked, it just ignores me when I press the up-arrow.
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Anonemuss`s Avatar
Rating Orb Anonemuss 14 United Kingdom PhlegmaticCholeric 5C 0F
6 years ago | (1)
Sorry, I mean I have twelve objects or items or something.
Anonemuss`s Avatar
Rating Orb Anonemuss 14 United Kingdom PhlegmaticCholeric 5C 0F
6 years ago | (1)
Um...
I seem to be the only person who is unable to leave the house.
Is there something really obvious that I missed?
I've explored 100% says the map.
I've four personality tips, >800 coins and everything under "You currently:" is green.
And I have eight objects.
Help?
SAPPHIROS`s Avatar
Rating Orb SAPPHIROS 0 Holy See (Vatican City) 95C 107F
6 years ago | (0)
Just saying that I have found a typo in the text...

When you get to the restaurant and the girl asks about your favourite film genre, it says 'pron' instead of 'porn'...

Anyway it was a great game and I really like it! Great work Pseudo!
Smurfton`s Avatar
Rating Orb Smurfton 22 United States CholericMelancholic 53C 2F
6 years ago | (0)
Actually, SAPPHIROS, pron is not a typo, but l33t for Porn. That is, the misspelling was deliberate. (I didn't actually know that... but everything on wikipedia can be believed... right?)
SAPPHIROS`s Avatar
Rating Orb SAPPHIROS 0 Holy See (Vatican City) 95C 107F
6 years ago | (0)
I suppose... Thanks Pseudo doesn't like misspellings does he? It's in the Mighty Rules.
Zalthazor`s Avatar
Rating Orb ! Zalthazor 14 Australia CholericSanguine 7C 18F
6 years ago | (0)
Mmm. It was a great game when I played it. Although a problem was I got every single coin and item, and that included eating the hamburger. I didn't realize that the hamburger gave negative outcomes, and thus I only unlocked 2 out of 4 different endings. Next time I did the same strategy.... except I didn't eat the hamburger. I managed to get the best ending. Next time I flew through the game like a race car, not caring about money and important stuff since I did want to get the worst ending. All the ending were nice, especially the most worst and the best. My favorite 'activity' on Clarence's computer is destroying the virus. It was fun, and I never knew there would be a 1 and a Half floor. Interesting how the skeleton workers still walk and haunt the floor. I don't, however, know how such a big fat greedy boss would fit through that teeny tiny little mouse hole (the hole where you have to squeeze Clarence in the enter Big Boss's headquarters).... anyhow, the game was exciting and, well, fun.
Abbx901`s Avatar
Rating Orb Abbx901 15 Pakistan SanguineCholeric 149C 20F
6 years ago | (4)
Here's Abbx901 trying to show his appreciation.

I am in love with the game. I was inactive here while Pseudolonewolf was working on Clarence's Big Chance. It is a superb game. Simply outstanding.
The entire concept around which it revolves is so cool and breathtaking, myes. I don't know the words with which to describe it. No wait, I do. It's stellar, stupendous and mind-blowing.

The storyline was nice. The dialogues and signs were funny. Which they always are. The music was good too.

The first time I played I got a kinky, atheist stripper! Yowza! This is the kind of girl I've always wanted! Oh, and she liked white chocolate, sea slugs and roses. And she was a Yalortian! I mean seriously, a Yalortian stripper? HAHAHA!

That's all for now.
Excellent game.
Cheers!
P.S. I got all my achievements except the Dashing Demigod one.
zeo`s Avatar
Rating Orb zeo 16 Canada SanguinePhlegmatic 11C 24F
6 years ago | (4)
this game is a very capital platformer it shows good quality in the graphic display but it doesn't go overboard on storyline. the game play is very regular and keeps all of the game flowing nicely,
also I love the car that falls from the sky at the push of a button, Very nice!
Dorra`s Avatar
Rating Orb Dorra 16 Tunisia PhlegmaticMelancholic 157C 36F
6 years ago | (6)
I feel like I am playing Super Mario here (which I love).
Um, but, I really don't like this game.
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