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A silly game where you play as a 35-year-old ugly man who has to prepare for the first date in his life by jumping around on platforms and collecting items and so on.

106 Commentson 70 roots

Foligor`s Avatar
Rating Orb Foligor 15 Czech Republic PhlegmaticMelancholic 1C 0F
6 years ago | (6)
I've just finished the game. It's really funny, but not stupid. I really appreciate it.
Gust`s Avatar
Rating Orb Gust 20 United States 4C 0F
6 years ago | (6)
Anyone notice how Clarence and "The girl" look very similar to Clarence"s parents, but older during the end credits... Creepy easter egg lol!
Mardek fan16`s Avatar
Rating Orb Mardek fan16 16 United States 16C 0F
7 years ago | (6)
awesome I love it so much Ive become addicted to it
Mardek fan16`s Avatar
Rating Orb Mardek fan16 16 United States 16C 0F
7 years ago | (6)
great I love it so much it is so fun Ive become addicted to it
Mardek4`s Avatar
Rating Orb Mardek4 10 Poland 1C 0F
7 years ago | (6)
Pseudi needs very long to load the game up to this site, but I think that he takes around 2 year.
janmil lenard`s Avatar
Rating Orb janmil lenard 19 Philippines MelancholicCholeric 5C 0F
7 years ago | (5)
this game is like super mario but i like it thank you! PSEUDOLONEWOLF!!!!!!
megabdi`s Avatar
Rating Orb megabdi 14 United Kingdom PhlegmaticCholeric 379C 47F
7 years ago | (2)
A fat man who can jump and crush enemies with his monstrous bulk, collect's(and eats) slugs and abhors bathing....
The greatest concept for a game EVER.
Seriously though, this game brings back a lot of great memories for me.
Dr Orpheus `s Avatar
Rating Orb Dr Orpheus 16 Australia MelancholicSanguine 1C 0F
7 years ago | (0)
I think that my date was probably one of the most contradictory women ever. She was a Creationist, a Stripper, she didn't like to be complimented about her body, and her favourite part of the Trilobite was the THORAX! Can you believe it? Do Creationists even believe in the existence of such creatures? And anyway, anyone who wishes to uphold their place as a valued member of society would surely choose the pygdium, it's ludicrous to think that she could choose the thorax over such an obviously superior segment.
Apart from my dates obvious drug addiction (how else can her warped personality and beliefs be explained?), or perhaps because of my dates obvious drug addiction, it was an immensely enjoyable game, and I felt compelled to reach that 100% completion mark.
david s`s Avatar
Rating Orb david s 19 United States MelancholicCholeric 1823C 898F
6 years ago | (1)
Dang it! After reading this, I wanted to rate it a cyan, but alas, it's more than a month old! D:

Seriously though, who'd be insane enough to just pick one part of a trilobite?! I like most of them! I like the inside! I bet they'd be tasty, what with all the armour and all. I mean, there's gotta be something in there worth protecting! Like a cactus! I bet there's a cactus in there! Or rather, I mean: I bet it's like a cactus, in that there is something worth defending being kept inside. Myes.

But seriously, I'm waiting for a creationist/atheist.
pals21`s Avatar
Rating Orb pals21 13 United States 4C 0F
7 years ago | (3)
I cant play it each time i click on "PLAY" says the game either dont exist or not playable.
goodgamer131`s Avatar
Rating Orb goodgamer131 12 Slovenia MelancholicPhlegmatic 17C 0F
7 years ago | (4)
The game is now on and thats one more game to play here, I'm very proudly
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