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A silly game where you play as a 35-year-old ugly man who has to prepare for the first date in his life by jumping around on platforms and collecting items and so on.

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Eleanor Rigby`s Avatar
Rating Orb E Eleanor Rigby 15 United States PhlegmaticCholeric 1184C 365F
7 years ago | (9)
Are you making a walkthough-type thing for CBC, too? Because the one you made for Mardek was really helpful, even unfinished, and it seems like making one for CBC could potentially give you a big increase in ad/sponsor revenue.
WiiPlayer113`s Avatar
Rating Orb WiiPlayer113 16 United States PhlegmaticMelancholic 7C 7F
7 years ago | (11)
Considering how great Pseudo's other games are, such as Mardek and Raider, I can already assume that CBC will be great too!
Mardek1`s Avatar
Rating Orb Mardek1 15 United States CholericSanguine 16C 0F
7 years ago | (17)
Yay it's 99%POP!
paul123412`s Avatar
Rating Orb paul123412 20 New Zealand 2C 0F
7 years ago | (11)
can't wait to play this game. I am sure that this game will be awesome
Supergnash`s Avatar
Rating Orb Supergnash 18 United Kingdom MelancholicPhlegmatic 354C 145F
7 years ago | (6)
CBC sounds like it will be a really good game. The kind of humour that Pseudo puts into Mardek seems like it would really fit in here, I can almost imagine some of the jokes he will put in.
Hopefully it'll put us all in a good enough mood to wait for another game to come out . If it's a full comedy game then it should do that job fine. I can't really imagine it being as serious as Mardek was, even if it was funny.
Anyway, can't wait for you to get it sponsored and released and stuff...
Pseodolonewolf`s Avatar
Rating Orb ! Pseodolonewolf 22 United Kingdom MelancholicPhlegmatic 6C 0F
7 years ago | (21)
Pseodolonewolf`s Avatar
Rating Orb ! Pseodolonewolf 22 United Kingdom MelancholicPhlegmatic 6C 0F
7 years ago | (22)
Mardek1`s Avatar
Rating Orb Mardek1 15 United States CholericSanguine 16C 0F
7 years ago | (9)
After Clarence's Big Chance what are you going to make next Psuedo? Hope you make Mardek 4 next!
Sunflower`s Avatar
Rating Orb β Sunflower 19 Poland PhlegmaticSanguine 73C 22F
7 years ago | (13)
Actually, the next game in his schedule is... Alora Fane: Regression. Then Raider or BE-a-St, then some other game, then finally MARDEK, after which Pseudo want to make Beast Signer. At least for now, but I can't really say for sure if it won't change later, or rather, knowing Pseudo, it's quite likely that this schedule will change later and the only credible answer on question "When will MARDEK 4 be released?" is "When it's done!". Also, it seems that Pseudo wants to work on another game after CBC and I don't really know if it's this Alora Fane or maybe something else. Or maybe even concept of Alora Fane would be abandoned, because the other one would serve the purpose of getting used to programming RPGs in AS3 (Action Script 3).
So yes, nobody (including Almight God-King, I mean, Rating Orb A β Pseudolonewolf himself) really knows how things will turn out in future, we can roughly guess what will be next, but we can't say it for sure, especially when it's about MARDEK 4. The only thing about it I'm pretty sure is that Pseudo will probably make an attempt on programming little RPGs in AS3, so he can get used to it, rather then make engine of MARDEK 4 by trials and errors without proper knowledge.
(at least that's how I understand current situation, hopefully I haven't written anything inaccurately)

I see you're new here, so I would recommend you reading some previous blog entries to check what Pseudo have written about game creating schedule, it's mentioned somewhere. However, it was quite a long time ago and reading next ones in order to check if he didn't mention any changes (or new project he's excited about or something) would be good, too. And welcome on, by the way!
Pseudolonewolf`s Avatar
Rating Orb A β Pseudolonewolf 23 United Kingdom MelancholicPhlegmatic 2257C 559F
7 years ago | (10)
'Alora Fane: Regression' is the name of the shortish RPG I'm planning on making as practice, and it's the project that I've said I'm excited about, though I don't know if I've ever mentioned anything much about it anywhere.
I'm pretty sure at this point that I'll make it, since I've planned it out very thoroughly and I'll be using all that I learned when working on MARDEK 3 to keep the development time reasonable and stuff.

The rest of the schedule is, of course, likely to change drastically along the way. But I'm trying to learn from my past mistakes and get more serious about timetabling and planning in advance and stuff... I don't want to keep up old bad habits, after all!
brian_james`s Avatar
Rating Orb brian_james 25 Canada MelancholicPhlegmatic 3C 0F
7 years ago | (7)
The game description is so passionless and the premise is so thin that I can't help thinking this is a joke. You're going to finish developing this and reveal that it's actually something else, something that appeals to your fans, am I right? I mean, people were so good at speculating about the "mystery" game when you just called it CBC that you came up with something phony that CBC might stand for and made a few screens to keep us guessing.

If I'm wrong, no offense, just seems like this game doesn't really interest you as much as your usual work.
Pseudolonewolf`s Avatar
Rating Orb A β Pseudolonewolf 23 United Kingdom MelancholicPhlegmatic 2257C 559F
7 years ago | (7)
No, this is a real game, and I have been rather excited about it myself, just probably not very openly since at first I wanted to avoid hyping up a project I'd only abandon (which I've done many times and which leads to people asking me constantly when I'll finish them, since they were intrigued by my fervent descriptions during early development).

When I wrote the brief description on this page for CBC, I couldn't really be bothered writing much - not because I don't like the game, but because I wasn't really in the mood to be making pages about it; I'd rather work on it - and there was also an aspect of finding it amusing being so matter-of-fact and, well, dull, about what's a rather ridiculous concept.

So anyway, yes, this is a real game, and it's done, too; it'll be out within mere weeks, if all goes well.
Keshra`s Avatar
Rating Orb Keshra 14 United States SanguineCholeric 10C 0F
7 years ago | (7)
I've all most killed myself waiting for this.The screen shots look pretty good. Good job Pseudo. I've never wanted to play a game so bad.
ChikinNuggit`s Avatar
Rating Orb ChikinNuggit 16 United States CholericSanguine 11C 22F
7 years ago | (8)
Interesting. This is a huge change from all of your other games, and I am sure it will be incredible.

The graphics also look amusing. The characters are far more 'cartoony' than usual. I kind of like how the coins in the fourth screenshot have kind of a "meh" face.
microtree111`s Avatar
Rating Orb microtree111 12 United States PhlegmaticCholeric 5C 5F
7 years ago | (6)
I can't wait! I'm curious about how CBC will turn out. It'll probably be better than all others!
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