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Age:20
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Location:Trinidad and Tobago Trinidad and Tobago
Religion:Christianity.
Ethnicity:Asgardian.
Class:Mathemagician
Alignment:Chaotic Neutral
Temperaments:Sanguine/Phlegmatic
IP:67.255.XXX.XXX

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Mental Irregularities

  • ummm... I was diagnosed with minor facial and motor tourettes once.
  • sometimes I feel like I was supposed to grow up speaking a different language. my thoughts, in raw form, are very dyslexic in word order.
  • trees speak to me.
  • I can fire lasers from my eyes.
  • and I'll probably develop some form of dimentia or schizophrenia when I reach a more advanced age.

Bio

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables me to laugh at life's realities. I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. Half of what I say is meaningless. When you become senile, you won't know it. Fish have bones, so it's a fish. There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you darn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty; the duty to deal with the consequences. What is organized chaos, but logical defiance? You're taught to expect the unexpected. What you're not taught, is not to forget what is expected in the first place. That is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupid! Your methods are stupid, your progress has been stupid, your intelligence is stupid! A loaf that attempts to twist its own fate is not a loaf at all but is, in fact, a pretzel. Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive!
"Idiots are fun, No wonder every village wants one," -Dr. Gregory House

I wrote this limerick just for you,
Knowing that you write them too.
When writing verse,
I often curse
And deviate from proper limerick structure.