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Religion:The Border
Alignment:Lawful Good

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  • Reading
  • Thinking
  • Debating
  • Sleeping


  • Lord Of The Rings (Has Anyone Read All Three?)
  • Boring Conversations With My Father & Grandfather

Mental Irregularities

  • Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: The fear of long words.


First I'm going to advertise an article or two my friend is forcing me to write. It's on some childish game called 'Runescape'. Here's the [LINK] to the website.

A Homemade Riddle

Doe and deer race through the garden
Ray after Ray of sunshine brushing them
Holding me on the edge of my seat
Away so far, travelling so fast
They had greyish skin, so unusual
The birds follow them, humming a sweet la
And all I do is watch, gently sipping a warm cup of tea

Few have solved this riddle. To solve it you must use a famous number sequence to select several words. These words are clues to the answer of the riddle. If you get the answer PM me.

Well done to Rating Orb Nico_DeMagio! More could be added to the list!

A Waffle Poem

Now here's a poem I made due to boredom. Imagine it in a slow Italian accent.

Waffles, the joy, the jam and butter
The sensation, when we say and utter
Toasted, grilled or fried
Nothing gives me, much more pride
For a life with food
Sets a lovely gentle mood
So grab your plates, and forks
For more, and more waffle talks

Memorable Quotes

Quotes From Good Will Hunting:

(An interviewer asks Will, 'Why shouldn't you work at N.S.A.?')

'Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ***. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his *** got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his *** is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.'

(Will tells a joke during a session with Sean)

You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a ****in' b***j** and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess ****in' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!".

Quotes From Albert Einstein

'If the bee disappeared from the surface of the globe, then man would only have four years left to live.'

'Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.'

'Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.'