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Personal Info

Age:17
Sex:
Location:United States United States
Religion:kazoodaism
Ethnicity:everything
Class:Mathemagician
Alignment:Chaotic Good
Temperaments:Sanguine/Phlegmatic
IP:173.78.XXX.XXX

Contact Info

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Likes

  • Kazoos
  • Sarcasm
  • Grainy textured objects (sand, salt, sugar)
  • My mohawk
  • Asexuality
  • Straight No Chaser
  • Math
  • Vintage lunchboxes
  • Memories
  • Crocheting and other arts and crafts

Dislikes

  • Impatient people
  • Death metal music
  • Pleasures of the flesh
  • Dead baby jokes (I have a dead sister)
  • People who sag their pants... GRRRR
  • Drugs, drugs and drugs (so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
  • Rednecks and other derps
  • Amy Winehouse
  • Liars... Or rather people who lie to me. Both?
  • nyan cat

Mental Irregularities

  • Athazagoraphobia: fear of being forgotten
  • Catagelophobia: fear of being ridiculed
  • Chiraptophobia: fear of being touched
  • Chronophobia: fear of time
  • Dishabiliophobia: fear of undressing in front of someone
  • Ephebiphobia: fear of teenagers
  • Gymnophobia: fear of nudity
  • Hedonophobia: fear of feeling pleasure
  • Kakorrhaphiophobia: fear of failure or defeat
  • Necrophobia: fear of death
  • Philophobia: fear of falling in love
  • Pharmacophobia: fear of drugs
  • Scotomaphobia: fear of being blind

Bio

I have always been envious of the name Killian, hence my username. There isn't a lot to say about me, I have been scarred by and deterred from, physical intimacy since I was very little. It creeps me out, and sometimes I wish I wasn't the way I am today, but I do sometimes see attractiveness in other people. So I suppose the technical term for it is 'romantic asexual'. All of this is rather depressing though, so let's get on to all the epic stuff about me... :D

I am the most amazing kazooist you will ever meet. Nuff said? No, I think not. My dream is to form a band entirely of hardcore kazooists. I personally have at least 10 completely tricked out kazoos. Why do I kazoo? Ah, the universal question. There is no need to dignify such a question, but to this, I have given many and varied replies, some of which are:
1) The harmonica class was full!
2) I bought one by mistake, but the store wouldn't take it back...
3) I can't help myself, the devil makes me do it!
4) I got a hernia from carrying my piano around... :/
...and many more. The kazoo is the most amazing tube mirliton in the world. Period. If anyone wishes to learn more about the kazoo, please let me know, I would be ecstatic to educate you!

I love to do as much volunteer work as possible, and as gross as it is to some people, for me it includes donating blood. I have type O- blood that is also CMZ negative, which makes my blood extrasensitive, and transfusable to infants and cancer patients. Often times if newborns need blood for any reason they can't afford to take blood to verify it's blood type, so they give it O- CMZ negative blood. My blood type is actually the most commonly used blood type, so I feel like it's my duty to give. Another goal of mine is to be a 100 gallon donor before I die.

I hope to finish high school here in FL and move to Louisiana for CC, then a university (most likely UNO or LSU) for a masters in teaching. I'll be driving men crazy with my unattainable-ness, covered in amazing flowing tattoos, and doing what I love to do where I love to do it. I want to teach specifically math, but I don't know whether I want to teach elementary, or tutor college kids, or *teach* college kids yet. On one hand, I know many kids fail to learn the most rudimentary parts of math that are critical in middle/high school and college courses (in many cases it is a combination of the students inability to understand the specific teaching method being utilized, and the teacher's refusal to change said ineffective theaching method), but on the other hand, tutoring college kids is far more lucrative and would probably spare me more anxiety... Only time will tell, I suppose.

Another reason I have my sights set on Louisiana is my best friend in the entire world, London Marvel. I love her like a sister, and it's very hard to live so far away from her. I only get to see her when she comes back to FL to visit her other family. I might spend a Christmas with her sometime, but it's all very indefinite. Anyways, her father works as a tattoo artist, and eventually when I get out there for good, he's gonna 'hook me up' I suppose. She has a baby brother about a year old, and I've only seen pictures... :/ *sigh*

I love Nora Jones, Straight No Chaser, Michael Bublé, Il Volo, Zapp Band, Rascal Flatts, Parliament, Sara Evans, Earth Wind and Fire, Journey, Michael McDonald, and just about any funk or R&B music. Thank goodness for Pandora... Well that's me, enjoy! :]

Special Shout Out: to all the people who welcomed me to this here awesome website.
Thanks a bunch! <3
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Rating Orb KillianWitch "Yes, it is very much poop. A lot of poop. With a side dish of poop. Garnished with a bit more poop. And a poop slushy to wash down all that poop. Served on a poop platter, in a poop restaurant, in a poop world."
Rating Orb Dreamgawd "Ew. XD"